Tuesday 23 July 2013

Big Money to be made in Religion

posted on fb 19/0713

#170 My Church Your Money
I am going to start my church
I will start it today
As I understand
Big bucks are made this way
It's not original I must confess
The poorer the congregation
The more they need to impress

Stand back watch the money flow
As these poor lambs come through the door
I am definitely going to give this a go
I only have to work one day a week
How difficult can this be ?

I don't have a building
No problem there
With enough collections
You can start anywhere
Doesn't matter what I say
There is nothing original
Whatever they hear
They will surely pay
That's the beauty of this business
It is just that way
How will I get about
A car or a plane
If I can convince them
I have been ordained
The world is my oyster
We'll that's what God would say!